(This is my first satire post)
SoRrY iM oN mObIlE!!!!!!!
Okay, so this happened a while ago, this has left a memory in my mind and is not a good one! I work at Freddy Fazbear's in Wheatley. My two kids, James and Tanner, (9 and 15) are your typical gamers. Tanner likes Fortnite and general gun games, (and reddit) James likes Nintendo and platformefighting/atari porn games. Anyways, on with the story.
J: James, my little edgelord!( lol)
Me: ME!!! The slayer!
W: My Waifu, the queen!
MB: My brother, the jester
EM: Entitled mom, THE DEVIL
RD: Rad Dude
IDM: Idiots mom
MW: My CoWorker
Foster: MB’s Posssum📷
Olive: My wifes service cat
IDD: idiots dad who looks like a surfer
T: tanner: My GachaLifeCringe
source (litterliy lol)
EK1, Entitled kid 1, a demon boy
EK2, Entitled kid 2, a demon girl
EK3: Another Demon Girl
NK: Nice kid, an Angel boi
ML: My lawyer
EML: Entitled mom's lawyer
CG, Cool guy!
FA: Flight Atenndent
FA2: Flight Attendant 2: I hate my life boogaloo
SA: Sarah, My cousin:
DV: Dave, the funny boyfriend of Sarah.
ED: Entitled Dad, [email protected]
IDT: some idiot who looks like a 14 year old tiktoker idfk!
It was a day on an airplane, my son and I were going to Costa rica(We're from Canada) James pulled out his switch and played smash ultimite. This was a long trip (5 hours) so I was okay with it. A kid behind us was watching him play, thinking nothing, I let it happen! about 38 mins into the flight, Here comes that child!
EK1: Can I play?
J: no its mine. Thanks for asking though!
T: umm go back to your seat
W: I don’t think you should be up...
EK1: Fine! *Walks Back to his mother.\
I thought this was over but like any other story, it was not! Here comes EM!!
EM: Why won't you let my son play?😡😡😡😡
Me: It’s ours! We don’t know you!!
MB: what's wrong with you? He said no.
EM: well thats just rude! Learn how to share!😡😡
T: If we knew you, we would let you play. But we don't, GET OUT!!!!!
This is where EK2 and 3 Stepped in.
EK2: If we want to play, we can play!!!!!😏😏😏
EK3: YEAH!!! SO LET US PLAY!!!!😈😈😈
DV: what's kind of logic is that? You really need to be taught discipline.
EK1: Discipline is bad idiot!!
EK3: yeah idiot! you shouldn't deprive a kid of what they love!
MB: maybe next time think about what you say.
EM: gesturing towards J
give them to me now!
ED decides to come in and deal with it himself
ED: GIMME THAT!!😠😠😠
HE TRIED TO RIP IT FROM MY SON’S HANDS!!!!! I destroy his hand using dark energy! And he yelps! he then begins to scream at me.
ED: OW!! you owe my child those games!😠
MB: yeah! Like he does you moron.
This is where NK tries to stop it.
NK: guys leave them alone
EM: NO! ! THEY OWE US THAT NINTENDO SWITCH!!
This is where a freakin FA has to step in to get this EM And her demons away!
FA: please go back to your seats.
EM: NO!! THEY OWE MY CHILDREN THOSE GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ED: YEAH!!! THOSE GAMES WIL BE OURS NOW!!!!
NK: UH! THEY WILL NOT BE OURS NOW!!!!
EK1: Mommy! They won’t let me play again!!
FA:(not dealing with their crap) you. have. too. go. back. to. your. seats!!!
All entitled people: goes back to their seats.
Then we hear MW, I didn't expect to be here!
MW: oh hi! Didn't know you were here!
Me: (MW'S name) Hello!
MW: people are entitled! I know, but this was just overboard.
W: yeah you could say that.😶
MW: this week I was fighting with an entitled parent because they thought I was a underage drinker.
She puts on her blue fox mask that she brought for some reason (she's a furry by the way)
About 6 mins later, We hear this
EM: (EK2’s Name) Go get it!!
EK2 Comes up and snatches the switch from J and laughs in his face and then begins to mockingly play in his face.
Me: GIVE THAT BACK
MB: Someone stop her!
NK: sis stop!
T: wow kids are stupid
We hear the pilot on the intercom,
PLT: stop please, everyone, give back what isn't yours and go back to your seats! It's harder to handle the plane like this.
J: Snatches game back.
ED: Give my kid the switch! you owe them!!
J: Why do you want it anyways?
EM:My kids are bored
EK3: yeah! all you cool looking dudes are the same rude people, so give us the games and be nicer next time!
J: You are a 9 year old,
EK3: i am 7.
J: 7 11 the place where stupid 7 year Olds go! (ooooooohhhh get rekt oooohhhhh)
ED: My kids are bored, they are way more important then your little turds, so my kids are bored! that's that!
Me: (Angry enough) Oh well, that's your fault!!!
PLT: I MEAN IT!!!!!
ED: My kids are such angels! Give them to us now
T: too bad…
ED: SHUT UP
EK1: Mommy I want the gammmmmmmmmmme!!!!😭😭😭
EM: It's okay.
ED: we will get it and when we do, we will take them home and they will belong to you and your sisters and brother!😆😆😆
He stopped crying and got a look of smug on his face.
T: NO they won't 😂😂😂😂
MB:maybe you should bring your own games next time
EM: we don't have portable games
MB: that's on you!
IDM: He is right! If your kids are bored, that's on you! For some reason my son thinks you Are right and they (pointing at us) are wrong😂
IDT: MOMMY IT'S TRUE!!!
Me: do you realize that nowone but him (referencing IDT ) is defending you.
J: are you on some drugs that are making you act like this?
This made EK2 mad…
EK2: give us the games and go away! You just want them for yourself. And we teach those who are mean a lesson. Now just let us keep them, you don't deserve them!
J: Why should I?
EK2: because you're mean!
He gets up and back hands this entitled kid! she screeches, doesn't yelp in pain, doesn't back up, just screeches and begins to cry!
EM: LOOK AT WHAT THAT IDIOT DID MY KID!!
EM:Fine! then let my daughter pet the cat!
she sees my wife's service cat, Olive!
Me: that's a service cat, nimrod!
EK2: (still screech sobbing) yOu ShOuLd HaVe A sIgN tHaT sAyS dOnT pEt ThE cAt
J: That cat has a vest, Girl! the cat IS the sign! and he is working! so stop!
EM: CATS ARE FOR PLAYING, NOT FOR WORKING!!!! (you need to go back to school you cow)
Then CG steps in
CG: Lady stop!
EM: NO!!! Pushes man away.
ED: SHE JUST PUSHED HIM! THAT'S NOT ASSAULT!
She went back to her seat! NOT BEFORE SENDING EK1 TO TRY TO TAKE THE SWITCH
EK1: The game is ours now!!
EK3 comes and tries to grab the cat!
J Slaps EK3 And she runs back to her mom with EK1 following.
J Put the switch away and grab his DS where he plays New Super Mario Bros.
EM: You actually owe me the games now!
EK3: "sobbing purposely loud so everyone thinks they are innocent"
the trap door holding the suitcases breaks open! and MB'S possum, Foster, comes out!
ED: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RABID PIECE OF FILTH!!
HE KICKS HIM! Foster goes WILD on ED! he is stopped by MB!
He is put back in the place and EM gets up!
EM: PUT HIM DOWN!!! HE ATTACKED MY HUSBAND!!!
FA2 comes in and pushes her back to her seat!
FA2: Why are you doing this?
EM: THEY STOLE THE GAMES!!!
FA corrects her.
FA: no that's untrue. During backpack security check, we found that set of videogames in there!
This shut her up. In a couple minutes from then J had fell asleep
EK1: We can play now!
MB: listen to her!
EM: let them play! He is not awake!
EK2: LET US PLAY! WE WANT TO!
NK: "just done with his family's behavior"
CG: STOP HARRASING THEM!!!!
EK3: (sobbing) I WANT THE GAMES OR I WILL RICKROLL YOU!
EM: They will give it to you!
ED: these will be ours! We're more deserving of these then you! That's right, as if right now, they. belong. to. us!
T: how?😂😂😂😂 you tried stealing them sevreal times and now your saying that you own them?😂😂😂😂
This is where I prayed for it to end.but IDT stepped in
IDT: I SAW WHAT YOU DID! You have to let them play!
IDD: stop don't get involved.
IDM: yes honey
IDT: NO THEY ARE STEALING THEIR GAMES AND THEIR CAT!
RD: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
EM: They stole my kids games!
Me: no! You tried stealing the game's from Me
Everyone was backing me up but the entitled people were not having it! he looked at me with a *they're definitely lying should I help you?* look, I nodded.
EK1: Give me my games
W: They aren't your games!
MB: everyone knows that they are his! Not yours!
NK: yeah! They aren't ours!!
J wakes up
J: what's going on
IDT: LISTEN HERE KID! GIVE THEM THEIR GAMES BACK
J: THEY DON'T BELONG TO THEM!
IDT: WELL NOW THEY DO
I SAW THE KID TAKE MY BAG!!!!! I jumped up but EM restrained me!
The IDT's parents tried to stop him! But he pushed them away
IDT: NO!!! THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR BEING RUDE!!
saw him take the games, gave them to their kids, he took the service cat, Gave him to their kids, he took T’s PHONE, gave it to their kids, and everything went crazy.
EK1/2/3: laughing at him
T: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!!
IDT: NO!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING RUDE!!! THEY TAKE YOUR STUFF AS COMPENSATION!!!!!
J: PLZ GIMME BACK MY STUFF😭😭😭😭😭😭
you are braindead! You are braindead!
I kicked and squirmed when IDT began FLICKING HIM!!!!
EM: STOP!!! GIVE UP!!!!
Then the FA came in!
FA: WHAT THE??? STOP THIS!!!! YOU ARE MAKING THE PILOT PANIC, HASN'T HE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT IT'S HARDER TO HANDLE THE PLANE LIKE THIS??????
FA: (looking at me) I'm sorry you have to deal with these people. We are doing our best to stop it!
At this moment I saw RD stop EM and snatch the stuff back and give them to me!
ED: (screaming like a banshee)
GIVE MY KIDS YOUR GAMES!!! (normal voice)
we are nicer than you, and more deserving of these then you!
RD: you are such a idiotic person! You can't do that😠😠😠😠😠
EM: STOP VERBALLY ASSAULTING MY HUSBAND AND I! WE WILL SHOW YOU WHO REALLY IS THE BEST WHEN I PRESS CHARGES ON YOU AND YOU GO TO PRISON!!!! THEN WE WILL HAVE YOUR GAMES.
EK3: EXACTLY! WE GET WHAT WE WANT AND WHEN WE WANT!!!!
EK2: YEAH!!! THOSE GAMES ARE OURS NOW!!
EK1: IF WE WANT IT, WE GET IT! NO QUESTIONS!!! (You're just as spoiled as ever buckwheat)
NK comes up to me
NK: sorry for my family's behavior. They are always like this.
EM: Oh? So you are friends with them now!
NK: yeah! You are being mean to them
Me: who hear thinks they are innocent
Not a word…
Me: who thinks we are innocent
IDT: not me…
Me: SHUT up!
IDT: It's clearly your fault! He asked to play. You said no! That made him mad and his famliy mad.
He looks at the crowd
IDT: Don't look at me! Look at them! They are the ones who did this. You are the one that started it! So just give them the games and shut up!
IDD: LOOK WHAT YOU CAUSED!!!
IDT: MY FAULT???? HOW IS ANY OF THIS MY FAULT??? LIKE I SAID, IT'S EAST AISAN, GAMER BRAT, GAMER BRATS BROTHER, AND "COOL" GUYS FAULT!!!! SCOLD THEM, NOT ME!!!
IDM: (idiots name) HOW COULD YOU??? YOU DON'T CALL A WOMAN BY HER RACE!!!! THAT'S RACIST!!!!!
Me: never knew how dumb kids could be.
EM: do. you. yield?...
CG: for [email protected]
#$ sales leave them alone!
EK1: daddy will beat you!😎😎
The PLT HAS TO GET INVOLVED FULLY IN THIS MESS TO SHUT THEM UP
PLT: STOP IT
IDT: NO U
PLT: I WILL KICK YOU OFF IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!!!!
EM: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
PLT: yes i can!
EM: My kids will get them!
Sarah: will you just quit? I cannot believe you caused a huge scene over video games that aren't yours!
EM: "sitting there with a whiny look on her face"
but they owe us those games
EM looks at us.
EM: 1. You did not let my kids play. 2. Your [email protected]
slapped 2 out of 3 of my kids. 3. You are just being rude and 4. You made us look bad in front of a crowd of people.
Some guy in the crowd: BUT YOU ARE BAD!!!!
EM: shut it!
Me: you should reevaluate the way you raise your kids. You can't do that 😠
EM: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO PARENT YOU @#$/ (homophobic slur) (that bad)
PLT: I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT LANGUAGE ON MY PLANE!! SHUT UP OR WE WILL HAVE YOU ARESSTED!!!!
ED: have us arrested? ??😂😂😂😂 For what? They stole our games! Aresst them😡😡😡😡
PLT: do you think I'm dog dumb? I heard everything! Now stop
This for real shut them up and Everything stopped but we had to hear the EK'S sobbing, "WEE WANNT IIITTT!!!" and ED tried to hit me with a red rope once.
we got off and everything was normal for the most part. My son was nagging me to bring them to court, I agreed! He asked everyone else and they agreed. Except for FA And PLT, but they helped by giving us the security footage to defend our case in court. I will update soon
Update: COURT WAS A FREAKING DISASTER!!!!!
We pointed out everything they did!
ML: you can see here ED committed ASSAULT AND THEFT BY TRYING TO TEAR IT OUT OF HIS HANDS!!!
EK1: daddy will never hurt people. That's fake
EK3: (whispering) quick! think of something!
EK2: YOU ASKED US TO DO IT FOR A YOUTUBE VID!
CG: (whispering) what the heck is wrong with these kids?
ML: you can also see EM RESTRAINING THAT MAN BECAUSE HE TRIED TO GET BACK HIS STOLEN THINGS!!!
IDT: wait? So the parents with the 4 kids stole them? COOL GUY STOLE THE GAMES FROM THEM!!! ARE YOU THAT STUPID???!!!!
IDM: YOU ARE BEING AWFUL! YOU ARE GROUNDED
IDT: BUT IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!
ML: Everything I am saying is all true. Considering the backpack security check did find all those Nintendos in there.
EML: no! My client was acting in self defense and he should go to jail. (EXPLAIN IT THEN)
EM tried to press charges on J for assaulting EK3/2 but that was self defense. (hahahahahahaha karma)
After this happened. IDT was sent to beyond scared straight, (yeesh! poor kid!) ED and EM were aressted for and theft and
it was revealed that this was not the first time they had done something like this
ED once tried to take the wheelchair of a girl named Melody, because this sick dad thought cerebral palsy was not real. And it was EK1'S birthday so he needed a present. Being the sick nut he is, HE BROKE THIS GIRLS LEG, SUMMONED SATAN, AND CLAPPED HER FOR HER WHEELCHAIR AND ONLY GOT A 2 MONTH SENTANCE!!!! (Court can be drunk sometimes)
EM once tried to steal A copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl for her kids and was successful (they had a wii! You need a switch and a DSI?😂😂😂) she was found unguilty. 😠😠😠😠 AND SHE SUCCESSFULLY STOLE A PS2!!!!!😡😡😡 (lol she thought she would get away with it this time😂😂)
ED tried to attack J!
ED: YOU'RE GETTING PUNISHED FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
HE SLAPPED HIM SEVERAL TIMES! Officers and I stopped this man and his sentence was 3 years in prison for assault, attempted theft, and encouraging his kids to theft
During the sentencing, EM broke down in tears as her kids were taken to a foster care. Where they will hopefully find a family that will be like their old parents, Entitled.
My son has PTSD and has panic attacks on a plane every single time. ( he was 9 he is now 11😨😨😨😨) I am so flipping glad those Entitled Parents got what they deserved! This has caused some permanent damage to J! I feel bad for that girl, the 2 stores EM shoplifted, and everyone else who experienced this. Now I'm going to crawl back into my hellhole and watch Shrek!
(How do you think of my Satire Entitled Parent story?)
EK1: GIMMIE YOUR GOLD AND KARMA!!!!!